Eeyyewww. Frankenshit.
(Yes. That’s the entire review. The film’s so bad I’m leaving the Italian version of the poster just in case reading the English credits might cause distress.)
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The Last Bastion 
reminds me of Van Helsing
and that’s not in a good way